jaxxbfox:

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

If it’d been me I would have replied with “I commanded you have a nice day and enjoy all it has to offer and not dwell on the negative. But now I retract that, and I command you have a horrible day and preferably get hit by a bus.” But I’m a smart ass like that.

This makes me unreasonably angry. Ordering you to have a nice day is one of the least distressing things I could wish upon you as I leave your company.

Moreover, it’s meant as a pleasantry, not a literal statement for you to heed.

And aside from that, you telling me what I meant to say can be considered just as bad as me ordering you around with my unacceptable repartee.

Jackass.

(Source: jointfoot, via jaxxbfox)