I LOL'ED.
Was in the middle of typing a reply on Tumblr, glanced up and saw this.
(to scale)
After a half-hour battle it is safely ensconced in the largest container I could find (a family-sized pretzel thing from Costco). In the morning I will journey to Mordor and throw it back into the hellish depths from whence it came.
(Source: shingworks)